I din’t know I could laugh so hard…
Today I have a very very short story for you…
Grace had a daughter, her name was Jenna and she was adopted. Graced loved her as if she would have birthed her, and Jenna never knew she was actually and orphan.
When Jenna grew up, went to university and got a degree on bussiness management.
After that Grace decided to move to the coast, and bought a house next to the beach for her and her daughter; but it turned out that she had some business to do there: she was to inherit a fortune from a relative, so she had to take care of that someone who turned to be her grandmother, Emma.
At the moment Emma met Jenna, she asked her to manage her fishing business, which was passed to her when Oscar, her husband, passed awar. So, grateful, Jenna took the job, only to find out that the business was in the hands of a bunch of unmannered and undisciplined sailors, commanded by a hot hot sexy sexy blonde captain, named Willian, aka Will.
All the sailors were mean to Jenna at the beginning, because obvioulsy she was only a rich girl to them.
Will was a man from the sea, rude as a pirate, fair as an old man but handsome as a model, with the body of a rugby player. Yes, hot hot sexy sexy. He was ment to marry young and wild Priscilla, who was madly in love with him, only because Gorge -Priscilla’s father- convinced him of the many goods he’d get from that marriage.
Eventually Priscilla made of Jenna her enemy due to the worker-employee relationship between her and Will, which was -until then- a terrible worker-employee relationship and nothing more.
On the big day -the marriage- Will rented a Yatch for him and Priscilla; however, and quite unfortunatelly, the yatch cought on fire due an engine failure. There was an explosion.
As I wasn’t on that accident, I actually don’t rember what happened after the explosion (lol), but Will survived; apparently Piscilla died because her body was never found.
When Will was rescued, Priscilla’s father acused him of murder, so he went to jail for a couple of weeks until he was proven innnocent. During that time Jenna went to visit him and they quite fell in love.
As I wasn’t around after he was imprisioned and then setted free, I can only guess they fell deeply in love after that.
But they didn’t know that Priscilla wasn’t actually dead. She was found floting over some drift on the sea by a mexican gangster who saved her and took care of her until se was recovered; as any gangster would have, he made her his slave (in all the ways someone can imagine).
In the meantime Will and Jenna were planning their wedding; and you can imagine how this wedding stuffs are.
Back to Priscilla: she managed to escape, but she went trought many difficulties, like getting lost on the wilds and starving, until a rich lady found her -fortunatelly- who took care of her and eventually knew the wholl story. But Piscilla started to think that none was looking for her, then she started to hate everyone, including her father and mother, bacause she thought none was triying to find her. That tought were groing in her ming until she managed to find her home; finally she found out that Will and here enemy, Jenna, were going to get married.
The big day for Will and Jenna arrived. She was precious on her white dress. He was so big his muscular arms couldn’t fit in his suit and the butons looked like were going to fly over -He had the body of Stone Cold Steve Austin by then-.
Everyone were in the church and Will was waiting for Jenna who was walking trough the ally, she was glowing.
The ceremony started, everything was beautiful, util some hill steps echoed on the church walls. As in any other dramatic story the priest got to the point of “speak now or silence forever” and the unexpected guest spoke.
-“I opose to this union”–Said Priscilla-“That man is still married to me”
The crowed did the usual amazement sounds “oooh!”. Everyone took her for death and now she was standing there.
-“You all are a bunch of hypocrits”-She said with a suficient and superior air-“You thought I was dead and none searched for me, and thanks to that this two”-pointing Will and Jenna-“thought they could marry and live happily ever after. But I’m very much alive, and I’ve come to claim this man who stills being, after all, my husband. So you”-pinted at Jenna-“whore, cannot marry the mand who belongs to me.”
The crown did the “oooh!” again.
-“Priscilla!”-called someone from the back. She turned over.
The sound of a 9mm shot echoed on the curch walls. The bullet got Priscilla’s heart, an accurate shot. The wepon holder: the town’s drunk, who, with alcoholic voice, said:
-“Tecnically she was already dead”-hiped-“So I just shot a dead”–hipped again-“Kepp with the ceremony, priest, this is just a better story than twilight, and is defenitelly one I want to keep knowing about. I’ll take the body out so you can continue-said aproaching Priscilla’s dead body and pulling it out-and congratulations to the happy couple.”
Picture taken from: http://chroniclesofcod.com
I have many friends who criticize too much on Netflix because they just have a very nice bunch of old movies. Yes… as I said, a very nice bunch of old movies.
Despite of what they say, old movies are great for mind and soul 🙂
Since I got my account on january I spent all the new movies… even the newest movies I had already seen, and then… the expected happened: I ran out of new freshie movies.
But that was not the end, when that happened I decided to take my time to watch the oldies, and since then I proudly say “I saw that movie!” when my friends passes a very good oldie movie.
On april I had the joy, yes Joy, to watch a movie named “Only You” who’s main actor is the always charming Robert Downey Jr. Since I loved the movie I decided to show it to one of my good cousins who is sort of contaminated by the new gang movies like Fast and Furious (for what I know that is his favourite), and he loved it. Then I continued with my boyfriend and one of my best girlfriends. They all liked as much as I did. Is just brilliant.
After this I realized that Netflix is a great way to kill neurones in a very sofisticated way. I just like to lock my bedroom door and watch a movie. By the way, now many of my friends are joining me on this new “trend”.
My 5 Reasons to Love Netflix:
1. You can see almost all of the Top Gear seasons (The British version please). If you haven’t seen it you haven’t had fun yet.
2. It’s even better than Bluckbuster: on my concept. Just pay USD 7.99 and have a full month to watch as much as you want. -I should get payed by Netflix for this-. If you want to watch new movies again just go to the movies as many times until the movie looses the grace as long as the film is in the boards… realy, forget about renting movies.
3. Works great if you want to cuddle with your love or if you want to spend some time with your parents and have a great chat topic.
4. You can discover great movies of which you may have never heard of, but at the end you get surprised and pleased.
5. You can have those movie nights with your friends you always dreamed.
5 Not old Movies I recommend you to watch on Netflix you may have never heard of:
2. Bride and Prejudice
3. Mansfield Park
4. To Rome With Love
5. Up in the air
5 Oldies you should (maybe MUST) watch:
1. Escape from Alcatraz
2. Breakfast at Tiffany’s
3. Miracle on I-880
4. Curse of Golden Flower
5. Il Sindaco